i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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