stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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