I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
nutella sex= disaster
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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