Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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