I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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