I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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