Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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