it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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