can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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