I don't usually arrange sex via text message
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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