Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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