I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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