i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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