i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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