My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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