I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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