I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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