"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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