I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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