Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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