The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
the raccoons are back...
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