it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
