somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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