Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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