I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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