VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Randomize
