I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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