so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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