I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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