I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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