is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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