I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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