is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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