Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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