You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
P.S. I can't hear my feet
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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