Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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