i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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