her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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