careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
