Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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