I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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