she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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