Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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