There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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