hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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