i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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