Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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