I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I would ride that face into the sunset
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize
