Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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