How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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