uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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