I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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