do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Mom said you looked used
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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