I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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