I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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