There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.