dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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