So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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