i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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